古代的皇子,一般在14岁甚至更早的时候就要进行性启蒙教育。除了宫妇手把手教之外皇家对皇子的性教育还有蛮多招的,这篇文章为详细补充。过去,男人在新婚大喜入洞房后,也有三样美事儿:一是看春意,就是古人常说的春宫图、春画;再者读淫书,这里的淫书是一种读书人家常备的性启蒙读物;第三是听淫声,即所谓新娘子做爱时发出的叫床声。
"春画",大概是中国古人进行性教育的一个创举,并为历代皇家采用。所谓春画,就是描绘男女各?
明人沈德符考证,春画在西汉时就出现了,发明者是因盗墓闻名的广川王刘去的儿子刘海阳。刘海阳与其父亲刘去一样,是位顶极好色之徒,整天淫乐,他令画师在房间四壁、天花板上将这些他所能看得到的地方,画上各种性交图,供其作乐时"欣赏"。此即沈德符在《万历野获编·玩具》(卷26)"春画"条所记,"春画之起,当始于汉广川王,画男女交接状于屋,召诸父姊妹饮,令仰视画。"
此后,春画由宫廷传至民间,"为民所用"。历代皇家亦都重视春画,视之为必不可缺的特殊的性教育工具。玩弄春画比较出名的皇帝有不少,如南朝齐东昏侯萧宝卷、隋炀帝杨广、唐高宗李治和皇后、大周皇后武则天。
这几位皇帝"看春意"显然不是启蒙性质了,而是滥淫。萧宝卷有位贵妃叫潘玉儿,因貌美受宠。萧宝卷也效法刘海阳,在新造的后宫墙壁上,画上各种春画,以备他与潘做爱时"参考学习"。杨广则又发扬光大,让画师将他与宫女做爱淫乐时的现场画出来,再现真实供其回味,这就是"乌铜屏故事"。
当然,最出名的还是李治与武则天。李治专门建造了一座供其幸御嫔妃的镜殿,把自己和妃子做爱时的场景画到墙上。结果臣子刘仁轨偶然一次进殿,被吓了一跳,以为有几个皇帝。李治死后,武则天则把此殿当成自己与面首寻欢的"夜总会"。元文人杨铁崖就此大发一通感慨:"镜殿青春秘戏多,玉肌相照影相摹。六郎酣战明空笑,队队鸳鸯浴锦波。"
除春画启蒙,皇室还有一种特殊的性教育手法,使用性玩偶这些教具,让皇子"一看就懂"。沈德符根据所见所闻,记述如下--"余见内庭有欢喜佛,云自外国进者,又有云故元所遗者,两佛各璎珞严妆,互相抱持,两根凑合,有根可动,凡见数处。大档云,帝王大婚时,必先导。入此殿。礼拜毕,令抚摩隐处,默会交接之法,然后行合卺,盖虑睿禀之纯朴也。"
皇帝在大婚之前,会有专门师傅带他去看"欢喜佛"。在明朝,紫禁城中设有供奉欢喜佛的密室,密室中的欢喜佛是男女合一的佛像,表像时呈互相搂抱状。佛身上设有机关,按动机关,佛就开始做爱,变化出各种动作。初入佛殿,还要举行一个"仪式",要给欢喜佛烧香、叩拜。之后,新婚皇帝才可以摸抓佛身的隐私处,习练动作。这之后才行"合卺礼"。
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Shen Defu, a Ming Dynasty painter, textually studied spring paintings in the Western Han Dynasty. The inventor was Liu Haiyang, the son of Liu Qui, the king of Guangchuan, who was famous for stealing tombs. Liu Haiyang, like his father Liu Ququ, is a very good sex man. He has his painter paint all kinds of sexual pictures on the walls and ceilings of his room for his enjoyment. This is what Shen Defu wrote in the article "Spring Painting" in Wanliye Edited Toys (Volume 26). "The beginning of Spring Painting began with King Guangchuan of Han Dynasty. Men and women were painted in houses, and fathers and sisters were invited to drink to make them look up to the paintings. "
Since then, Spring Painting has been transferred from the court to the folk, "for the people's use". Royals of all dynasties also attached great importance to spring painting, which was regarded as an indispensable special tool for sex education. There were many famous emperors who played with spring paintings, such as Xiao Baojuan, Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty, Empress Li Zhihe of Tang Gaozong and Empress Wu Zetian of Dazhou Dynasty.
These emperors "see spring" is obviously not enlightening nature, but abusive. Xiao Baojuan has a noble concubine named Pan Yuer, who is favored for her beautiful appearance. Xiao Baojuan also imitates Liu Haiyang and paints various spring paintings on the newly-built wall of the rear palace for his "reference and study" in making love with Pan. Yang Guang, on the other hand, carried forward and let the painter paint the scene of his sex with his palace maid, reappearing the truth for his aftertaste, which is the "black copper screen story".
Of course, the most famous are Li Zhi and Wu Zetian. Li Zhi specially built a mirror hall for his emperor's concubine, and painted scenes of himself and his concubine having sex on the wall. As a result, Liu Renru, a minister, accidentally entered the Palace once and was shocked to think that there were several emperors. After Li's death, Wu Zetian regards this hall as a "nightclub" where he seeks pleasure with his face. Yang Tieya, a literati of the Yuan Dynasty, expressed a common feeling: "There are many secret plays of youth in the Mirror Hall, and the jade muscles are similar to each other." Liu Lang's battle is bright and empty, and the team's mandarin ducks are bathing in brocade. "
In addition to the Enlightenment of Spring Painting, the Royal Family also has a special way of sex education, using sex dolls as teaching aids, so that the Prince "can understand at a glance". Shen Defu, according to what he saw and heard, wrote as follows: "There are happy Buddhas in the inner courtyard, who come from foreign countries, and the survivors of the former Yuanyuan. The two Buddhas each wear strict makeup, embrace each other, make up two, have one movable, and see several places. When the emperor gets married, he must lead the way. Enter this hall. At the end of the worship, you should touch the hidden place, learn the method of handover tacitly, and then act together, so that Gary's innate simplicity can be achieved. "
Before the emperor got married, a special master would take him to see "Happy Buddha". In the Ming Dynasty, the Forbidden City had a secret chamber dedicated to the Joy Buddha. The Joy Buddha in the secret chamber was a statue of a man and a Woman united in one, and it appeared as embracing each other. There are organs on the Buddha. According to the motive, the Buddha begins to make love and changes various movements. When you first enter the temple of Buddha, you have to hold a "ceremony" to burn incense and worship the happy Buddha. After that, the newly married emperor could grasp the privacy of Buddha's body and practice his movements. After that, the ceremony of "Hetao Li" was carried out.